Brrbeary [b:r’beri] 1. horrorfying encounter with sth animalic: e.g. crossbed pupic bearstyle; 2. very small pattern or grid: e.g. a fuddy duddy thinking; 3. A way of identifying if someone is a complete wanker without even knowing them. If a person is wearing a brrbeary cap then you can be 100% certain they’re a fucking wanker.